so why don't we go, somewhere only we know

I think that I am the funniest person in the world
I am a History geek
I'm moody
I am always right
I like to be the centre of attention
Sometimes I wish I lived in the 1920s
I want to see the world

jennisimone:

All these ‘the benefits of having small boobs’ things are stupid. Of course there are benefits to having small boobs, I am yet to find a benefit to have large boobs.

1. Oh, having large boobs means guys stare at them.

2. You cant wear most dresses and t-shirts.

3. Its uncomfortable.

I can go on.

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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